real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
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You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
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I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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