Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
When are your genitals available?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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