He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
i think my cat just said my name.
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Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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