As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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