Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
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Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
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Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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