I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
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I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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