I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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