You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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