I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
They are going to name an STD after you.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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