"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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