party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
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I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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