The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
You coming home soon, man?
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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