is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
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those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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