Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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