I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I think a kid would responsible me up
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
my god I love twenty year old dicks
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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