Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
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Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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