Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
How does it feel to date your dad?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I think people are normalizing furries
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Randomize
