Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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