fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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