Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
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Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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