im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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