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MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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