Me too!
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
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You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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