Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
It's shark week go big or go home
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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