its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
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My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
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My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Dick very happy bro
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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