How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
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sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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