love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
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Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
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That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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