I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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