going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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