How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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