let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
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I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Mom said you looked used
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You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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