Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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