Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
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Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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