How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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