i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
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Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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