do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
my liver is dry heaving
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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