based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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