She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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