i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
So here I am, sexting at work.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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