It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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