Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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