but the lizard people decide everything anyway
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
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C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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