Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
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it's like heaven, but drunker
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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