After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Do you have feelings for this penis?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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