I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
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EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
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does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
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Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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