Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
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why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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