This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Randomize
