ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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