i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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