I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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