ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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