I want to walk on stilts...naked
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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