She is in my trunk
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I wish i was in the wii world.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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