I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
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At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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