found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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