I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
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The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
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wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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