hell yes lets make some ravioli
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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