If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
i think im in europe. pls send help
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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